Episode 13:  Triskaidekaphobia

 
Me Lucky Charm

There's a certain lassie who occupies me mind
I think a-bout 'er constantly, i love 'er all the time
Every single moment, she's there inside me brain
From when i first spoke to 'er, i 'aven't been the same

There's a certain lassie who occupies me heart
She's been there since the day we met, i loved 'er from the start
Always will i want 'er and always will she know
I'll reinvent the meaning of the words i love you so

There's a certain lassie who occupies me soul
She's been a blessing to me life, 'er love has made me whole
I'm lucky to have found 'er, i'm lucky that she's real
There's not enough words to say how lucky that she makes me feel, oh

Lucky charm, me lucky charm, she's me lucky charm

There's a certain lassie who occupies me world
She sends me brain into a spin, me heart into a twirl
There never was a woman as wonderful as she
And it's so very wonderful she wants to be with me

There's a certain lassie who occupies me life
4 and 20 years ago, i took 'er for me wife
We've lived together 'appily all along the way
Me love for 'er continues to grow bigger every day, oh

She's me lucky charm
 
 
 

Opportunity Knocks

I'm a-sittin' in my chair when a knock comes on my door
I'm not expecting company, so i don't know what the knock is for
Now, i believe in privacy so if i wish to be alone
I'm not answering the door          i'm the same way with the phone

Everybody seems to feel that when a knock comes on your door
You do not have any choice - you go see what the knock is for
But i fully disagree 'cause it's my house and it's my choice
But if it's opportunity knocking, then i'll never hear its voice
Oh well ...

Let the salesmen knock on my door
Let the girl scouts knock on my door
And if, per chance, opportunity knocks
I'll be too indifferent to answer it

Let delivery men knock on my door
Let the boy scouts knock on my door
And even if opportunity knocks
I'll be much too comf'table to answer it

Let jehova witness knock on my door
Let the relatives knock on my door
And let's say opportunity knocks
I'll be much too settled in my chair to answer it

The only knock i'll answer is pizza hut and dominos
 
 
 
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